i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
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You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
be right there i have to get my cape
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Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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