Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize
