Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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