Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
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