I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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