The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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