Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
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woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
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he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
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