He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
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i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
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Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
i think i just lost a toe
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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