So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
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This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
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Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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