Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
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four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
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This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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