i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
Randomize
