I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
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I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
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Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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