Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
