You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
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i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
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Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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