TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I know her cup size but not her name....
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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