He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?