You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?