are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
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There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I need moral support for this bender
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
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I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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