i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...