am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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