What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I AM VODKA MAN
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
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