Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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