Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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