you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I wish you could order shots online.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
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