I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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