So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
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I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
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Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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