well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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