Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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