i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
whose parrot is this?
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
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