id be glad to
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
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