i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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