Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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