I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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