Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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