How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
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