Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
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