This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
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