she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
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Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
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Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?