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• (408): View more from California

  she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.

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• (315): View more from New York

  I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?

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  Keg backpack and a Bike

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• (979): View more from Texas

  Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked

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  The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.

  (208): View more from Idaho

  You're the only meteorologist I listen to.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?

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