Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
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He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
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If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...