Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
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Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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