why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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