butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
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I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
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He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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