reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
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the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
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She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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