He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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