so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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