I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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