i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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