what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
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She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
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Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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