We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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