OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
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Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
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I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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