You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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