This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
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I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
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I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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