There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
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nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
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In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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